Wife receives a divorce letter from husband

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Dear Wife,

I’m leaving you after 7 years. I’ve tried my best, but you quit your job today, and it’s too much. You didn’t notice my new haircut, favorite meal, or silk boxers. You don’t love me anymore. Your SISTER & I are moving to West Virginia!

Your EX-Husband

Dear Ex-Husband,

Your letter made my day. I noticed your haircut but didn’t comment. I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. I won the lottery and bought us tickets to Jamaica. Now you get nothing.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich & Free!

P.S. My sister Carla was born Carl.

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